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Since Sugar Tits Kyle decided to blather on and on and on and on and on and on about politics, I figured I'd share an entertaining little ditty about my life. So, without further ado...my perfect sandwich: peanut butter, jelly, fluff, and nutella.
Fucking epic, I tell you. Epic.
Fun fact: Fluff is made in Lynn, Massachusetts.
...anyone else care to get under the fun fact umbrella and share?
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Well hello, hello there my freaky darlings. I’m Alex Valentine. And I’m not going to lie to you all, I may still be a teensy bit high out of it from my three plane rides and the few zoomers and drinks. It’s fading though. How sad. Getting here took for-fucking-ever, too. Who knew Seychelles was near the ominous Dark Continent? Not me.
So, there are five things everyone absolutely needs to know about me…and yes, there will be a quiz at a later point so study up!
1-Buy me a whiskey sour and I’ll be your best friend.
2-I do, in fact, enjoy long walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain, and having serendipitous little moments with fate.
3-My favorite television show of all-time is the Golden Girls. Rest in peace, Estelle.
4-Karaoke is my calling in life.
5-I like alphabet soup.
Digest those and if you feel so inclined, share your own.
Now with that information out of the way, tell me, who wants to celebrate my momentous arrival? Bar hopping and then an epic exploration, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps? How about you, my yet to meet roomy, Becky? Or someone else? C’mon, do make a man feel welcome.
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